Officers respond to a report of a woman hiding behind a tree on State street yelling profanity's. When officers arrived they found a woman hiding behind a tree yelling profanity's. Georgina Molly was arrested for suspicion of intoxication by Meth and Alcohol
Tyler Girdner was pulled over for speeding on 4th street and arrest for DUI.
Nystagmus- the last test you want to make a perfect score on
Steven Smith was pulled over for improper turn signal. Officers found four bags of marijuana in the console of the vehicle and were charged with possession with intent to distribute. Smith was also charged with DUI. The passenger, Stewart James was also charged with public intox after the officer observed 6 out of 6 of the possible indicators of intoxication during the N. Nystagmus test.
Police were called about a woman who ran off the road (Sooner Avenue) and when someone asked if she needed help Tawny Johnson reportedly pulled a knife out and held it to her own throat. When police arrived Tawny was slumped over the steering wheel with the knife still in hand. She woke up enough to be uncooperative on the way to jail.
Politically incorrect theives
Officer Speaks with residents about two laptops stolen from an apartment on N. East Ave. One of the laptops is model X555D Serial No. 00884840 162514963 7. The other laptop should be easy to identify as the keyboard has Russian alphabet on it and should look something like this
Barking up the wrong tree
Shortly after Thomas Tucker parked his car against a tree in a yard on West Fox st. he was arrested, accused of DUI.
Getting arrested often causes acute asinine syndrome (ASS) or does the syndrome often cause arrests?
Alex Castillo had a felony warrant and struggle with officers who arrested him in the bathroom of rm 101 at the Cherokee Inn. Thalia Thompson was arrested for helping him hid is said bathroom. She was also charged with assaulting a police officer, obstruction, resisting arrest and destruction of city property after kicking out the window of the patrol car that was giving her a ride to jail.
Thomas Avery Bear II was arrested at a house where he was not welcome. He was also charged with possessing 1.4 grams of meth. Which is probably why he was not welcome.
OK, stop me if you've heard this one already...
Justin Brooks, Chis Lovealll, Terrence and Dylan Linvick walk into a hardware store, Terrence walks out with an impact drill, sells it for $20 and gets arrested for it the next day.
Couple arrested for re-purposing food bags
Jackie and Jessica Maness went to the Walmart Deli got some food, ate the food and reused the bags to conceal the items they didn't intend to pay for.
Will "no more tears" shampoo counteract pepper spray?
Police called for a disturbance at Scholars Inn. They found a very loud and apparently intoxicated Steven Vance. Steven did not respond well to questioning and responded even worse to being arrested. After a struggle with officers he continued to be uncooperative with jailers at Cherokee County Detention Center. The jailers applied pepper spray to the situation, End of story.
How to make an old A/C more chill
Mr. Conrad reported that he put a bottle with 114 Lortabs into the broken A/C vent in his car. After a stop at the parts store they were gone. The officer informed him they could have fallen farther into the vent shaft but Mr. Conrad felt sure that someone had taken them.
Just walk away, just walk away.
Police were called for a suspicious person walking back and forth the parking area on Pamela st. When the made contact with a suspicious minor, the minor kept trying to walk away which made him more of a suspicious person. When searched police found a bag of marijuana and a pipe. The minor was taken home and released to a family member.
Unlocked car makes criminals job easy
Doris Tharp reported a coach purse and two wallets valued at $400 and several credit cards were stolen from her unlocked car.
Bad math- When the bail bond cost more than what you tried to steal.
Devan Hampton-Mouse self checked out at Walmart using the UPC tag taken from a pair of panties while bagging $88 worth of other stuff.
Left of center on 4th street
After a blue truck was stopped for driving left of center Ethan Holcomb was arrested for suspended license no insurance and possession of paraphernalia.
Act sober. Plan "B" act sad. Plan "C" have bail money.
Police stopped to check on Victoria James walking alone on first street. Victoria said she had a few drinks but needed to be home in ten minutes or her boyfriend would kick her out. She began to cry but the officer notes with no visible tears. After failing the PBT test and being told she was under arrest the fake crying ended abruptly and she stated "Fine take me to jail?